behindbobsburgers:

The cast (and Jim and Loren) respond to the Bob’s Burgers porn parody that exists.

Don’t worry about the thumbnail—video is completely SFW.

lushwig-fittgenstein:

land-of-eternal-stondis:

docking-bay-94:

Dear metal community,
You have been dreaming of it for years, and so to help your spank bank, I give to you: Jari Mäenpää’s O face.
You are welcome.

I think this is worth reposting here.

JARI put it AWAY

lushwig-fittgenstein:

land-of-eternal-stondis:

docking-bay-94:

Dear metal community,

You have been dreaming of it for years, and so to help your spank bank, I give to you: Jari Mäenpää’s O face.

You are welcome.

I think this is worth reposting here.

JARI put it AWAY

(via the-heavy-metal-viking)

smaug-king-under-the-mountain:

alwaystakeatoweltoaparty:

qtmaster:

soundlyawake:

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

luna-del-ravenclaw:

FUCK 

HER

RIGHT

IN

THE

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

(via commanderziltoid)

just-tumblin-around-town:

fanduhmbs:

I hope these steps were useful. 

Please stop encouraging children to join the skeleton army. I’m tired of the skeleton war being romanticized. The skeletons are using us as hosts and they are slowly killing us from the inside for 80 to 100 years, sometimes quicker. When we die they will strike. Kids, the Skeleton War is no laughing matter.

(via metalandcoffee)

katindabox:

clara-hamish-winchester:

spinesaw:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

best thing i’ve seen all day

i was fully expecting to see comments about the skeleton war

These are the sexy pics the soldiers keep of their lovers while they fight in THE SKELETON WAR

(via metalandcoffee)

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

(via lynnguyennn)

micdotcom:

Potent minimalist art sends a strong message about police and vigilante brutality in America

Journalist and artist Shirin Barghi has created a gripping, thought-provoking series of graphics that not only examines racial prejudice in today’s America, but also captures the sense of humanity that often gets lost in news coverage. Titled “Last Words,” the graphics illustrate the last recorded words by Brown and other young black people — Trayvon Martin, Oscar Grant and others — who have been killed by police in recent years.

Let us not forget their voices

(via epiclouder)

playstationpersuasion:

rpgprotip:

tanngrisnir:

This gif accurately portrays how I play any game ever.

Hahahahaha

Basically my friends when playing Destiny

(via epiclouder)

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(via to-the-metal)